2009 TEAM:
FOURSKINS
OWNER:
JERE MORTON IV
FOURSKINS
OWNER:
JERE MORTON IV
2009
Record: 9-3-1, (3-2-1)
Finish: 2nd place
PLAYOFF FINAL
L, 63-67 Rockerharder 69ers
Moves: 29
PPG: 70.1
Best Win:
Week 4 (Rivalry)
116-51 vs Riverdogs
Worst Loss:
Week 13
51-70 vs 4th and Drunk
Hits:
Maurice Jones-Drew, Aaron Rodgers, Steve Smith, Ray Rice, Darren Sproles, Ricky Williams, Sidney Rice, Roddy White
Misses:
Jerricho Cotchery, Laveranues Coles, Shaun Hill
Smartest Add(s): Heath Miller
Dumbest Drop(s):
Ray Rice, Antonio Gates, Sidney Rice
Record: 9-3-1, (3-2-1)
Finish: 2nd place
PLAYOFF FINAL
L, 63-67 Rockerharder 69ers
Moves: 29
PPG: 70.1
Best Win:
Week 4 (Rivalry)
116-51 vs Riverdogs
Worst Loss:
Week 13
51-70 vs 4th and Drunk
Hits:
Maurice Jones-Drew, Aaron Rodgers, Steve Smith, Ray Rice, Darren Sproles, Ricky Williams, Sidney Rice, Roddy White
Misses:
Jerricho Cotchery, Laveranues Coles, Shaun Hill
Smartest Add(s): Heath Miller
Dumbest Drop(s):
Ray Rice, Antonio Gates, Sidney Rice
CAREER
Experience:
7 years
Overall Record:
57-46-1 (.553)
Best Record:
13-3 (2004)
Worst Record:
3-10 (2005)
Postseason Appearances:
(2003, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2009)
Postseason Record:
7-5 (.583)
Best Finish:
2nd place (2003,2004,2009)
RUNNER-UP
Worst Finish:
12th place (2008)
MISSED PLAYOFFS
D-LEAGUE RISK:
Experience:
7 years
Overall Record:
57-46-1 (.553)
Best Record:
13-3 (2004)
Worst Record:
3-10 (2005)
Postseason Appearances:
(2003, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2009)
Postseason Record:
7-5 (.583)
Best Finish:
2nd place (2003,2004,2009)
RUNNER-UP
Worst Finish:
12th place (2008)
MISSED PLAYOFFS
D-LEAGUE RISK:
IN MY OWN WORDS...
After a last place 2008 finish, the Fourskins were tailgating in the D-League parking lot before a tremendous 2009 rebound avoided a packed D-League cooler with fellow owner Morton III. A ballsy first overall pick of Maurice Jones-Drew keyed an excellent draft which also saw Aaron Rodgers fall into their 2nd round lap.
Following a season opening loss to DDD, the 'Skins would go on a seven-game win streak and had their boot on The League's collective neck. Despite a 7-1 record and commanding lead in total points,"the skince" put on his lab coat and began trading his team into a fantasy football Frankenstein. A highly criticized trade of Ray Rice and Antonio Gates for one-TD wonder Steven Jackson never panned out for Coach Morton IV and perhaps took the edge off his top seeded playoff squad. The 'Skins were still able to make a 3rd championship appearance but eventually fell by four points, inflaming "Buffalo Bills of The League" propaganda.
Vowing to "play with his shirt tucked in" this season has Coach Morton's D-League meter fluctuating but "the skince" should remain on sure footing in The League, pending retraction of his misstatement. An agonizing keeper decision has consumed much of Coach Morton's offseason as the deliberation of Aaron Rodgers vs Maurice Jones-Drew comes down to draft day. Another championship run may prove tougher in 2010 as the Fourskins hold a late-round draft pick and will likely make the wrong keeper decision.
IN HIS OWN WORDS...
"I'm diggin the sportsmanship and positive chatter so far in 2010."
-- a bizarre New Year's resolution (Jan. 1, 2010).
"Yeah, good job. On the other hand, I should get the worst coach of the year award. Trading away Ray Rice and Antonio Gates for... Who did I get in that trade?" -- you got a touchdown (2009).
"Caudill.. You are in if kirsch loses, Ballard jumps off the empire state building with line up set to all bench players, matt from woodys does the macarena at halftime of Thursday nights game, Roscoe shits in Coles mouth, etc.." -- Coach Morton IV explaining the playoff scenario (2009).
"STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 USA WOMENS SOCCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-- a verbal attack anyone can appreciate (2007).
"hey wallace, has savino let you out of his anal cringe long enough to allow you to do anything productive in fantasy sports?" -- another well-timed attack (2007).
"thack admit you got mountain mesothelioma up there in the mountains i bet thats a sad town now yall got waxed by woofurd. hey atleast it gets cold there and foggy and shit. thumbs up a hairy fat mountain chick." -- Coach Morton IV on a roll (2007).
"do you realize you let don stone, sam morris and bernard berrian into the championship game?"
-- the Skince's locker room comments after a semifinals loss to Brokebacks (2006).
"i'm chuck and i'm a fat chested dumbass who sucks dick. GO HEELS."
-- Owner Morton IV with shirt untucked (2005).
LIKELY KEEPER...
QB Aaron Rodgers
OTHER OPTIONS...
RB Maurice Jones-Drew
After a last place 2008 finish, the Fourskins were tailgating in the D-League parking lot before a tremendous 2009 rebound avoided a packed D-League cooler with fellow owner Morton III. A ballsy first overall pick of Maurice Jones-Drew keyed an excellent draft which also saw Aaron Rodgers fall into their 2nd round lap.
Following a season opening loss to DDD, the 'Skins would go on a seven-game win streak and had their boot on The League's collective neck. Despite a 7-1 record and commanding lead in total points,"the skince" put on his lab coat and began trading his team into a fantasy football Frankenstein. A highly criticized trade of Ray Rice and Antonio Gates for one-TD wonder Steven Jackson never panned out for Coach Morton IV and perhaps took the edge off his top seeded playoff squad. The 'Skins were still able to make a 3rd championship appearance but eventually fell by four points, inflaming "Buffalo Bills of The League" propaganda.
Vowing to "play with his shirt tucked in" this season has Coach Morton's D-League meter fluctuating but "the skince" should remain on sure footing in The League, pending retraction of his misstatement. An agonizing keeper decision has consumed much of Coach Morton's offseason as the deliberation of Aaron Rodgers vs Maurice Jones-Drew comes down to draft day. Another championship run may prove tougher in 2010 as the Fourskins hold a late-round draft pick and will likely make the wrong keeper decision.
IN HIS OWN WORDS...
"I'm diggin the sportsmanship and positive chatter so far in 2010."
-- a bizarre New Year's resolution (Jan. 1, 2010).
"Yeah, good job. On the other hand, I should get the worst coach of the year award. Trading away Ray Rice and Antonio Gates for... Who did I get in that trade?" -- you got a touchdown (2009).
"Caudill.. You are in if kirsch loses, Ballard jumps off the empire state building with line up set to all bench players, matt from woodys does the macarena at halftime of Thursday nights game, Roscoe shits in Coles mouth, etc.." -- Coach Morton IV explaining the playoff scenario (2009).
"STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 USA WOMENS SOCCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-- a verbal attack anyone can appreciate (2007).
"hey wallace, has savino let you out of his anal cringe long enough to allow you to do anything productive in fantasy sports?" -- another well-timed attack (2007).
"thack admit you got mountain mesothelioma up there in the mountains i bet thats a sad town now yall got waxed by woofurd. hey atleast it gets cold there and foggy and shit. thumbs up a hairy fat mountain chick." -- Coach Morton IV on a roll (2007).
"do you realize you let don stone, sam morris and bernard berrian into the championship game?"
-- the Skince's locker room comments after a semifinals loss to Brokebacks (2006).
"i'm chuck and i'm a fat chested dumbass who sucks dick. GO HEELS."
-- Owner Morton IV with shirt untucked (2005).
LIKELY KEEPER...
QB Aaron Rodgers
OTHER OPTIONS...
RB Maurice Jones-Drew
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2004
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